Sponsor AnimALan The Vegan Voice

Why you should sponsor me for your next influencer campaign?

 I am a heavily tattooed fitness expert. I have attained an impressive physique. I am a great trainer. I have outstanding athletic ability, specifically in speed and pound-for-pound strength. My bodyfat percentage is 4. I’ve never had my sprinting timed. Vegas knows my fitness level is impeccable. I’m eager to prove it to the world. I also have an African Grey parrot named Wordy who accompanies me. I’d like to hold Guinness World Records in fitness challenges. My grip strength is phenomenal. I speak English, French, German and Spanish fluently. I’m 39 with the appearance of a much younger person. I am basically a branded brand who can rep other brands and my own brands one day. I AM ANIMALAN SAVEAGE, THE FITTEST. Thank you!